January 2011
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what do YOU live for ? xxx
i live to please my creator..the parents lols. and god. (im a christian) but other than that i live to please myself.
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oh no i overslept! but it doesnt matter, that was...
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so..sup?
nothing much :D who is you??
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can you imagine marrying someone who's more high...
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“Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum, Man Down..”
– rihanna, man down
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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what is the definition of love?
there is no definition of love. you define love when you feel it.
Angel Espiritu (c)
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screw you. just screw you! dis is my second daily...
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and yeah. i know the previous one wasn't a...
k loooooooooool im hungry i want spicy ramen noodles
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lol it's angel. hi haha
k looooooooooooooool
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stop livin at what you aint got and being thankful...
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formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/angeldolly
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And if in some distant place in the future we see...
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coz i may be bad but im perfectly good at it...
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bbz u're fit set me ur digits plz x
babe! your telling me? set me gyal’s digits like. gyal’s feeling you!
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fbc
A: haha basta. kelangan ko nang malambing sa mga tao lools (haha just. i need to be sweeter to everyone)
B: s lahat?? naks bka ma inlove lahat ahaha (everyone?? jheeze..all of them might fall in love)
A: HAHAHAHAHA wag nmn lahat kahit isa lang ok nako (hahahaha not all of them, just one, im ok with that)
B: naks awww (awww)
A: corny nmn ung sinabi ko ahaha (what i said was so corny)
B: wahaha hinidi no hinidi korni. sa pag ibig walang korni (ahaha no no no its not corny, theres no corny in love)
Day 06- Favorite super hero and why
Since it said superhero this is my faave super hero..
its captain hitsugaya :D lols. he’s ‘ice cold’ lols literally. ahahah. i just love the way they matched his aesthetics to his abilities! lols.
BUT..i guess the real hero are my parents :D
they seriously are the best. cant thank them enough! w/o them i wouldnt be here. i guess im the best mistake that’s happened...
the notebook, i love et!
i am a succubus..
seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing..its ok...
omgass ;) im getting in my zone. He just asked me...
YOU!
The quietest people have the loudest minds.
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omg im getting sleepy and i still needa go back to...
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time to hit the hay. sigh
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...for now guy (s)
for now, i think its appropriate for me to have a ‘for now guy’ i dont exactly know why. jumping into a long term ting is HARD! your propa tied down. thats not me right now. mayb when im like 20-something. ive been single since i can remember and its time to hab pun! ;) play the game..dont hate the playa hate the game. lols. #cliche i mean you never know if this guy could be err.....
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wahhhh D: WHY HAVE I BEEN PUT OFF YOU!
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i like you. i like you a lot.
:) idk but you’ve been under my nose all this time! i’ve been so blind with my chinky eyes! but. yes i like you ^_^’ i like you a lot! i mean, i still have to find more things about, but im good. ill do what it takes. i haven’t liked a guy like this in AGES! like fo’ real. ive been keeping to myself and my best friends. it’s been a while since i’ve gone...